Texting while driving, shmexting while shdriving

I am initiating the “Occupy The Buena Vista Protest”. No complaints about anything, I just like 99% of this place. (1% I love)

Big Elvis sings Billy Ray Cyrus. I was there, I can die now

Microsoft store had a flower arrangement delivered to an apple store in Atlanta.

Roomba 560, I am sorry!  I had no right to doubt your intelligence. You cleaned my studio, bedroom, bathroom, living room, kitchen and everywhere in-between.  (complicated furniture/shit stuffed rooms btw)(with no help from additional options) AND
found your way home to charge.

Only question left…Do I need to get a cat for Roomba torture purposes?

Pines restaurant NYC, double stuffed porkchops. Awesome

Backstage for “Minus The Bear”

March mundaneness